The images below were taken during the battle for the Liberian capital, Monrovia, where local custom dictates that the use of a weapons sights is strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing position - in fact anything that might resemble anything that might constitute marksmanship. Hip hop / rappa / gangsta poses are mandatory, as we will see.

Note this example of a perfect executed flamboyant sideways Glock Foh-Tay running stance.



Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a hosing down with automatic fire, undirected artillery & mortars or attempting to lower the intended targets moral with gesturing & aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points & respec are awarded for artistic effort, original interpretation, fearsome facial expressions & the gratuitous use of blue duct tape (but more on that in the extended entry).

When undertaken FIBUA operations, most militia units will use the Soul Train infantry formation during the advance to contact.



Your average militiaman, upon coming under effective enemy fire, will swiftly move to a suitable position & return accurate, well directed fire while waiting for his platoon commander to assess the situation. The amazing height & style on this one really impressed the judges.





Once contact with the enemy has occurred & the platoon commander has assessed the situation & formulated a plan, he will direct fire using tracer rounds & the one handed overhead blind shot, to indicate the position of da brizzles over thar.




As fire teams start to fire & manoeuvre, suppressive fire will be provided by a support section, often form the prone position - too bad that the mag spring has blown out of the bottom of this beautifully blue-duct-taped God of War magazine rig.



Other platoon members such as this pair often use the difficult of co-ordinate phat bammer swagger shooting stance while providing suppressive fire.



Note : this is the first photograph obtained by Western intelligence showing evidence that the latest issue combat flip flops urban are now on general issue

Immediate actions if caught in the open during a firefight, will include shouting Yo yo yo , fo shizzle.



or adopting the effective hangin wit mee homies firing stance



When moving to the assult phase, war cries are likely to include the much feared gonna cap yo ass biitch



& the ultilising specialists trained in the close quarters use of the feared Ken Dodd-tickling stick-Uzi combo



The nautical theme is ever popular as is seen by this militiaman wearing a stylish Kapok life jacket. It wont stop a bullet but it sure looks Boo-yaa!



Company support arms are frequently deployed at platoon level. Counter armour capability is provided by RPG teams. Adopting the Phat Batman Begins firing position is a new innovation but its bitchin hot, oh yeahhhh!



Intervention of Fighter Ground Attack is countered by AAA specialists as is shown here, adopting the homeless street person anti-aircraft position with great precision.




This gun team demonstrates the proper way to providing support fire in the light role utilising the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of link trailing from the weapon at any given time. Note the suitably awe-struck look on the faces of the onlooking posse respec.

95% of the Internet is porn, and a lot of that porn is guns.

Contents [hide]
1 Guns and the Internet
2 Way of the Gun
3 Which one
3.1 M-16 Series Rifle
3.1.1 History of the M-16
3.2 M14 Rifle
3.2.1 History of the M14
3.3 Other guns
3.3.1 AA-12, Major Pwnage :)
3.3.2 HK MP5, spray 'n pray lolololol
3.3.3 Colt Model 1911A1, teh best evah!
3.3.4 AK-47, betta than ur dad!
3.3.5 FN FAL
3.3.6 .357 Magnum, boom! Headshot
3.3.7 10mm Auto
3.3.8 Deagle is betta than awp camping fags!111!!
3.3.9 Browning Automatic Rifle M1918 (B.A.R.)
3.3.10 The Golden Gun
3.3.11 Bazooka
3.3.12 BFG 9000
3.3.13 Uzi
3.3.14 Host Shotgun
3.3.15 Vulcan Cannon/ Minigun/ Gatling gun
3.3.16 Railguns
3.3.17 Nukes
3.4 In Regard to Sword Myths
3.5 An asian prepares to go to school
3.6 NRA
3.7 Who Uses Guns???
3.7.1 Niggers
3.7.2 Beaners
3.7.3 Injuns
3.7.4 Faggots
3.7.5 Arabs
3.7.6 Jews
3.7.7 Armenians
3.7.8 Whites
3.7.9 Asians
3.7.10 Mitchel Henderson
3.8 Why Guns Rule
3.9 See also


[edit] Guns and the Internet
As has been established, weapons are all over the Internet. Some are big, black, and sleek, others of a lighter hue and well polished. Common themes occur however; all have hordes of avid male admirers and if you push the right part they fire their hot loads all over the intended target. The same is true for firearms; the Internet has a huge guns, weapons and military related subculture, with numerous websites catering for all preferences. Some are filled to the brim with 16 year olds that don't have a fucking clue and generally just spout the latest bullshit from Future Weapons, and some are where the soldiers hang out. Regardless of the intended audience, there are many common threads that bind all into a gigantic clusterfuck of bad will and malignant intent. Below is your guide to this delightful phenomenom.

[edit] Way of the Gun
Guns were made by Jesus Christ after realizing his favorite country, the United States, needed something to spread the gospel to savages. Armed with the power of Christianity and a factory of Indian sweatshop workers Jesus invented the first gun and since then it was been used to bring peace and justice to the free world by ridding us of the lesser races tainted by the the curse of Ham for covering the genitals of Noah in the vineyard.

Unfortunately after a dispute over a bad night smack and a couple of born again Christian Thai boys, Jesus accidentally made guns public domain so now everyfuckingbody makes and uses guns. Unless you're a samurai, then you just have sword wagging contests and cruel forced sex on the local serf girls who live on your Daiymo's land.

[edit] Which one
Now that you know the pre-history of God's instrument of wrath, its time you know which one to pick and choose. Which one you pick is up to you, but just remember a gun says a lot about a man. If you cheap out and buy that rusty break open shotgun then people are going to think you are fucking your sister behind the shed where you make moonshine and play dulcet Southern tunes on a banjo.

[edit] M-16 Series Rifle
The M-16 is the iconic weapon of the god-fearing red-blooded American race. If you carry that piece you are out on a holy crusade to end the lives of communists, democrats, Muslims, and the occasional Catholic, cause we all know those Mary-worshipers have it coming. Keep it clean and it will be good to you, drag it around like its your Chinese mail order bride and it will be about as useful in battle as a Puerto Rican in a knife fight.

[edit] History of the M-16
The Armalite short-stroke M16 series rifle was a collaboration between Mattel toys and the Disney corporation in an effort make a new battle rifle capable of putting down the rising population of negroid males that threatened to enslave the Aryan race in a flood of chicken and melons. During its development Walt Disney realized its negro stopping power could easily be applied to communists and jews.

In light of this revelation Walt Disney signed a contract with the US military, who at the time was giving freedom to gooks. The US Army needed moar guns to help spread freedom and bridge the gap between short range freedom and long range freedom while maintaining acceptable freedom spreading ballistic wounds. Freedom ain't free you know?

During development, the rifle was picked up by the US Army which was struggling because potheads, the primary demographic for recruitment in the 60s, couldn't handle the pornstar recoil of the M-14. The M-16A1 model helped resolve that problem by introducing a rifle that wouldn't fire at all. In a stroke of genius the US military decided that cleaning the rifle was silly because Walt Disney pitched the rifle as self-cleaning. Ironically the majority of people who got owned because of this were darkie conscripts, leading many historians to believe that this deficiency was Walt Disney plan all along in the original rifle's purpose of reducing the negroid race's population.

Since then, the rectal sting of Goofytime has haunted the M-16 series rifles, even in the face of improved freedom spreading models like the M-16A2 and M-16A4. One promising new variant is HK416, made by former Jew-pwning Nazis. The HK416 which has a piston system to help the US soldier send more freedom in the direction of grateful Muslims without overheating or malfunctioning even in second-life digital scat.

Another criticism of the M-16 is its 5.56x45mm NATO ammunition. While not able to penetrate like the 7.62x39mm of the AK-47 nor have the direct stopping power, its slimmer design allows superior democracy giving distance. Also at ranges of 100-150 meters the bullet can tumble upon impact and provide a good dispersal of American liberty that fills vital organs with the burden of the white man.

If you mention the M-16 on most gun boards or forums, entire waves of 13 year old boys, jerking off violently to their Counterstrike kill records and inflated sense of gun knowledge, will scream at you in all caps. They will tell you to do things with your cat's anal cavity and an M-16 rifle. Try not to listen to them as anal fluid of cats are corrosive and will damage the finish on a rifle's flash suppressor.

[edit] M14 Rifle
Before the sweet-sixteen there was the the M14. A beastly pure-bred American piece made of wood, iron, and cock. If you don't mind the fact it kicks like a date-rape scene gone wrong then you can't go wrong with its 7.62x51mm NATO truck stopping power. If haji is having himself a little pow-wow with roasted marshmallows and sing-alongs behind that reinforced sandbag teepee and your 5.56x45mm NATO ain't cutting it, never fear! Your M-14 will punch right through that sandwiched dirt and give Haji a splintering sensation of our constitutional right to kick ass and take names, even if their names are written in squiggly lines. Just don't mistake it for a machine gun.

[edit] History of the M14
After WW2 when the commies took the US off its friends list on Facebook and banned them from their server in Korea, the US Military realized it needed a replacement for its reliable but dated morning wood. Emboldened by the guiding principles of Lord Byron, the US Military went to a domestic sperm bank and in 1958, gave birth to 11.5lbs of joy named the M14.

A home schooled rifle, the M14 had a difficult time adjusting to the needs of modern warfare. When it first went to war in Vietnam it was quickly discovered that the various tiny sub-human minorities and spoiled heroin-sucking white kids being shipped off to the crotch of South Asia couldn't handle the old-school wife-beating kick of the M14. When the sleeker M16 came along, bringing with it pussy-lick recoil, reliability problems, and substantial political connections with Walt Disney, the M14 was shoved into the closet, forgotten like a mentally retarded cousin whose parents keep him locked in the shed when you come for Thanksgiving.

Like Paris Hilton, the M-14's greatest asset was also its greatest weakness. The 7.62x51mm was a powerful cartridge, mirroring the a .30-06 Springfield more so than an intermediate liberty making lead dispenser. Though it gave excellent accurate Christ touching range and penetrating power that would put Sodom and Gomorrah to shame, the extra super freedom juice that gave it those qualities made it too powerful for the limp-wristed flower generation of the 60s. The big round's HU3G recoil made the M-14 a piece of shit when fired on full auto, as it made the muzzle of the weapon want to have anal sex with the sky every time the soldier tried to fire in rapid succession: Despite the 7.62x51mm's overwhelming pwnage potential, this key flaw was the reason why the M-14 got replaced by the the M-16 as a standard issue rifle.

Like the climax in the annual Disney sports movie, the M14 has made a sudden comeback. With the rise of anabolic steroids and a need to give democracy at ranges exceeding 400 meters behind islamo-facist cover, the M-14 has met a revival for the great lulz fests of Afghanistan and Iraq. With the excuse of a Designated Marksmen Rifle (DRM) combined with a generations of grunts raised on counterstrike and a whole desert full of people in need of some serious 600 yard democracy, the future for this once forgotten rifle looks brighter than ever.

[edit] Other guns

Cletus done knocked you up. Time for a wedding.
Even Nazis love Israeli weapons manufacturers!Beyond US-issue rifles, you have many options.

[edit] AA-12, Major Pwnage :)
Basically a fully automatic assault shotgun which will rip apart anything, including furries, It uses a 8-round box, 20-round drum, or 40-round drum magazine. It is designed to fire three different types of 12 gauge shells: Buckshot, Slugs, or Frag-12, HOLY SHIT!!(don't forget to try "Dragon's Breath" shells)

MPS also claimed this gun requires zero cleaning or lubrication, but your mum needs lubrication when teh Nazis reap her in the ass.

[edit] HK MP5, spray 'n pray lolololol
So you decided to use one of the following guns from the list to create a lulz fest at your local school and/or place of employment and now you're wondering what's the fuzz is going to be throwing at you when you get to the final level of the game. Five out of ten times when you've got yourself a good score going and you live in an urban area, the swat bunnies will be plugging your socially mis-adjusted body with the HK MP5. Don't despair, the HK MP5, first closed bolt submachine gun with fine Nazi precision pedigree, is the perfect firearm to get mowed down by on national TV. The 9mm ammunition that is uses assures that you won't die too quickly so you can have that dramatic last stand, just like Scarface! Bonus points if you get killed by a beaner wearing shades from behind with a shotgun while you're firing your weapon of choice dramatically in the air as the cops riddle your body with government based lead. (two tec-9's will do too one per hand)

[edit] Colt Model 1911A1, teh best evah!
This emblem of America in carbon steel brought the USA into the 20th Century as the greatest nation on the planet, by killing Islamo-gook fascists in the Philippines by the tribe-load. Those Jihado-faggots thought they were pretty tough, until they met .45 of an inch in righteous hot-lead to the motherfucking sternum. 9mm? America doesn't speak metric, faggot. USA! USA! USA!.

Well, that's what most gun-nuts (as in testicles) will say about it. The pistol is a legend in the USA due to its long service with the military (about 70 years). And given that no one else in the world is allowed to own weapons, this leads it being the most talked about pistol on the webz0rz. Its reputation for accuracy stems mainly for it being bought and riced up for use as IPSC race-guns rather than any inherent virtue in the design itself. Truth be known, the original service pistol was just a big, heavy, single-action motherfucker that was no more accurate than any other pistol of the time, and was only notable for being the first pistol chambered in the gigantic .45 Automatic Colt Pistol round (ACP). But you spend $2000 on after-market parts and you can do anything.

[edit] AK-47, betta than ur dad!
Designed to be easily used by poorly trained conscripts, the AK-47 was spread throughout the world by Stalinism and the Soviet Union's lack of interest in copyright and the stability of nation-states. Made to loose tolerances and using a gas-piston, the rifle is simple in construction and fairly robust, but no more so than any other gas-piston rifle out there. It has great popularity amongst, well, Russias, and guys that want to spree-kill their neighbors. Most that you'll come across in real life are Chinese or Eastern European knock-offs, actual Russian models being rare.

AK-47 vs. M16 threads are woefully common in any weapons-related forum. The usual crap of accuracy vs. reliability is rehashed and fucked up for yet another innings. On many websites, Military Photos and AR-15.net notably, this kind of crap will get you raped by the administrators. You deserve it, you little bastard.

[edit] FN FAL
Big clunky piece of Belgian shit. More like FuckiN' FAiL, amirite? NO-U! The FN FAL pwns all, from Sand Niggers to chinks to Niggers to any other pieces of shit the commies go to fight for them. Firing the same cartridge as the M14, it has one major advantage, it works. The FAL was the west's assault rifle, while the AK-47 was its commie counterpart. Yay democracy!

[edit] .357 Magnum, boom! Headshot
Once you have returned home from killing the entire Viet Kong army, you have become the Pennsylvania state treasurer. You receive bribes and give your friends exclusive million dollar contracts as well as receiving $300,000 kickbacks. When you fuck it up and get convicted; facing 55 years imprisonment, you end it all by blowing your brains out with this baby in front of a live televised press conference. If you want to dramatically kill some one, make sure to shoot him in the lungs closer to the arm to let him live at least a few seconds more (according to wikipedia you feel like "struck by lightning" when shoot at. then let him crawl a little, then shoot him in the heart.

[edit] 10mm Auto
Ownage in the palm of your hand. Packing the power of a .357 into a frame the size of a .45 with the ammo capacity of a 9mm, the 10mm Auto was released to much fanfare. Well, not it wasn't, as noone actually cared. The FBI adopted it briefly before crying that the recoil hurt their wrists, which were sore after they got done 'researching' all those CP websites. Smith & Wesson obliged by creating the .40S&W, which is believed to stand for either "Smith & Wesson", "Short & Weak" or the widely accepted "Shoop & (Da) Woop".

[edit] Deagle is betta than awp camping fags!111!!
In the seventies an American company called Magnum Industries decided to start manufacturing magnum caliber semi-automatic pistols. No one cared. The production rights were then bought out by world champion Arab-killers, Israeli Military Industries. Arnold Schwarzenegger cared, but he's Austrian, so technically no one cared. Then the creators of Counterstrike thought it would be a good idea to include the Desert Eagle .50 Action Express pistol in the game, and soon every nasty little hentai-loving sweaty-handed little pervert bastard in the world had heard of a pistol that could boom! Headshot people on the other side of the map. These little pillow-fuckers then swamped the Internet with their new-found in-depth 'knowledge' of firearms born from the 'realistic' multi-player computer game, much to the disgust of anyone who had ever handled a real firearm in their life. Cries of lol, Deagle soon began shitting up every single board in teh webz, and still do to this very day. Calling the Desert Eagle a Deagle is a quick way to get raped on pretty much every serious firearms website on the tubes, even on those that are considered the equivalent of an AIDS infected gay-bar toilet in Africa (/k/, for example). An 'ironic' use of the meme has now become fairly common, but irony is for faggots.

The Desert Eagle is an over-complicated, heavy, unreliable and very expensive pistol that only collectors bother with. It has limited use in target shooting and pistol hunting, but the .50AE ammunition is so expensive that most people don't care. Other calibers are available, but better pistols in the same calibers are cheaper. You cannot shoot somebody in the head with it from 100m away. No, you can't, ok? Shut up, you little bastard. Clean your room.

[edit] Browning Automatic Rifle M1918 (B.A.R.)
The B.A.R. is a machinegun/rifle hybrid monstrosity that spits out 650 rounds a minute of .30-06 caliber whoopass and it will fuck you up sideways. All the benefits of the M1 Garand with the added bonus of full-automatic fire and a 20 round box magazine, the B.A.R. is useful for liquidating everything from psychotic bitches and various Mack Trucks to Nazis, emos and wapanese. However, its effectiveness on fatasses is not fully known and may need to be supplemented by a bigger fucking gun.

[edit] The Golden Gun
Kills with on bullet. This is partly due to the little known toxicity of gold. When killing IRL, memorize all the respawn points and use the Golden Gun on them before they can fight back.

[edit] Bazooka
Will ruin everything from goths to teenagers to the entire local mall in a glorious explosion of win. A favorite of Counter-Strike O.G.s. They don't like dat shit one-two bit.

[edit] BFG 9000
Teh nub's weapon of choice. Can pwn all the real players on the map in one hit, make them pregnant, then aborts their fetuses. In the military, a soldier who wield a BFG 9000 is designated a "cocksucker", which is a coincidence, since the navy is the only branch that uses the BFG 9000.

[edit] Uzi
The Uzi (Jewspeak: עוזי‎) was invented solely to rape sand nigger babies. Based on the Czechoslovakian series 23 to 26 submachine guns, it is further proof that Jews steal everything. Every American should have two. You have two hands, after all, right? Ironically, it's the preferred weapon of neo-Nazis and skinheads.

[edit] Host Shotgun
The best weapon ever made. One shot from this baby and you;ll explode into a mess of blood, shit and semen. This bitch is so strong, if you shoot somebody's hand, their arms will blow off. Of course, when you do shoot somebody with this gun, they'll scream "Lulz dud3! h05t 5h0tTy! h4X0rz a13rT!!!!11" but who cares because you can kick them off your server and then tell your friends what happened on your myspace blog.

[edit] Vulcan Cannon/ Minigun/ Gatling gun
Not so mini after all! So you want a school shooting with a difference? The 6-barrelled Vulcan can fire 6000 bullets a minute. Bye bye school, jocks, nerds, whores, and emos. The Vulcan Cannon, or its little brother, the Minigun, come in a variety of different flavors, not unlike condoms. Starting with the biggest, baddest motherfucker of all is the GAU-8 Avenger, a 30mm fire-breathing dragon mounted on the A-10 Warthog that fires Depleted Uranium rounds the size of wine bottles and will send whatever it hits (usually tanks) into the great beyond (or hell, if they're bad people.). Somewhat smaller is the M61 Vulcan, firing 20mm armor-piercing rounds that will blast Russkie jets out of the sky when all the missiles are used up. Smaller still is the General Electric M134, known more widely as the "Minigun." First used in the skies over Vietnam to spread freedom and democracy to the gooks, this 7.62mm beast soldiers on today, either as a door gun on the UH-60 Blackhawk, or as a offensive weapon on the versatile MH-6 "Little Bird". The M134 also comes in 5.56mm, if you're too pussy to handle the recoil.

But if you want to kick it old school, look no further than the O.G. Gatling Gun, invented by Dr. Richard Jordan Gatling at least 100 years ago, when Amerrcuh was waging war within its own borders, the Yankees shooting it out with the Rebels. This old warhorse didn't have your fancy electric drive motors. No, you put elbow grease into this antique, and cranked the thing to shoot it. If you can find enough of the obsolete .58 caliber rimfire cartridges to fill the hopper of this old-timer, start cranking away like a mad organ grinder as you royally fuck up someone's day.

[edit] Railguns
Your basic railgun propels atoms in one direction at the speed of reality, enabling them to fire a sheet of A4 paper through a tank. The primary function of the railgun is irritating people.

Bigger than that is the particle accelerator, which was invented by NRA scientists who were bored of just blowing atoms up, and wanted to be able to shoot them too. The biggest of them all is the Large Hadron Collider, and it's going to FUCKING KILL US ALL.

[edit] Nukes
Pure thermonuclear pwnage. In a bag. Well, a bomb. Mostly found/bought in the middle east and Russia. Just the thought of nukes terrified your parents generation.

Fun experiment 4 kidz:

Get nuke.
Get Israel.
Combine.
????
Profit!
[edit] In Regard to Sword Myths

Sword always fails to guns.Guns have replaced this archaic simpleton weapon for a good many reasons:

Myth: Swords are more honorable than guns, case-in-point, Ninjas, Samurai, and Jedi used swords instead of guns.
FACT: Anyone claiming the above is obviously a cultureless, fucking Wapanese and needs to commit Hari kiri, die of AIDS or become an hero. Ninjas were fags anyway, and the Samurai DID use them before the superior white man wiped them out. Jedi are fucking imaginary wizards anyway.
Myth: You can block bullets with your sword if you are skilled enough.
FACT: You cannot block bullets with your sword. If you are skilled enough to do so, go out and prove it.
Myth: You don't have to reload a sword, therefore you can use it forever.
FACT: You must constantly wipe your sword clean of blood and sharpen it, otherwise it will chip and rust away, and then you will have to find your local smithey to forge you a new one. Or you can save up your lunch money and buy another sword off eBay instead of buying that new manga you've been fapping over.
Myth: Guns are cowardly because you can kill people from far away; swords are the only weapons that take real skill to use.
FACT: Hacking and slicing away takes too much effort, when you can just sit back, relax and start obliterating Wapanese hordes with your M249 SAW. More importantly, using a gun IRL takes more skill than any Wapanese could ever possess.
Myth: You can run up to a guy with a gun real fast and slice him with your sword before he even gets his gun out.
FACT: You can try to run up to a guy with a gun real fast and slice him before he even gets his gun out, but unfortunately that broadsword you bought from eBay weighs fifty pounds and your effete wrists just aren't meant to handle such a burden.
Myth: But swords have the element of surprise!
FACT: Sure, element of surprise, until you hear the sneaky Samurai dragging a heavy ass chunk of metal around behind you, giving you plenty of time to aim, cock your hammer and shoot him. Sniping is also an effective method against those pesky ninjas, Samurai and pedos. Also, those who insist that guns have no element of surprise have never heard of something called a silencer.
Chances are, anyone who tries to insist that swords are better than guns is probably Wapanese and has had their brain destroyed by anime. If so, it's legally (and morally) required to challenge them to a gun vs sword duel at at least 100 paces. Three seconds and one smoking shell casing later the world will be a slightly better place.

[edit] An asian prepares to go to school
[edit] NRA

Typical NRA member.Formed in 1871, the NRA was established to give White racists, gun-loving soccer moms, confederate-flag hangover-having rednecks and master debaters the ability to focus their God-given talents on something much more important: shooting fgts, Muslims and 50 cent. The most noted savior of the NRA was Charlton Heston, who proved in the movie 'Planet of the Apes' the best reason for us to have guns is to defend ourselves from Ninjas. Then recently Heston's pool was closed due to AIPS. By pool we mean his body.

Totally ignoring studies done with pinko bleeding-heart sciences, like "psychology," "sociology," and "political science," this group holds that guns are good. Guns can even revive arrogant white men of their manhood (and win them equally arrogant and trashy women).

Saving us from the tyrannical grip of people who support gun control, like that god awful boring Noam Chomsky, the NRA is always doing its duty, despite the efforts of people who claim to "hate violence" (more like Big "Gun control" brother, amirite?)

[edit] Who Uses Guns???
[edit] Niggers
It is a fact that all jiggaboos own guns. However, 99% of guns used by niggers are shitty. Even if you do see a nig-nog carrying a good, reliable gun, there is no need to fear. As jiggaboos are not fully evolved and do not have prehensile thumbs, their marksmanship skills are lacking. They mostly use their guns to rape white women at gunpoint. No big deal.

The few jiggaboos who do fire their guns move to Sudan and perform acts of genocide. Again, no big deal.

[edit] Beaners
Just kidding, beaners only use switchblades.

[edit] Injuns
Disgruntled injuns, otherwise known as prairie niggers, stole or bought guns from the white man to keep their casinos safe and keep people off of the two acres landfills they call reservations. Srsly, noone is going to steal your beef jerky Geronimo.

[edit] Faggots
Fudgepacking fags use guns to kill themselves after being disowned by their fathers. This works out well as it helps prevent the spread of AIDS. Some hellbout fgts keep these guns around in case they happen to run into Fred Phelps. However due to their raw, undiluted, effeminate faggotry, and the fact that guns is masculine and based around win, not fail, these fags are no real use at maintaining, loading, aiming or even firing a gun. Maybe they should stick to buttsecks as their main method of attack. Fags.

[edit] Arabs
All Arabs, otherwise known as sand niggers, own AK-47s, because they're the only guns that they can afford, especially at Russian prices. However, many sand niggers prefer box cutters and hijacking airplanes over using their AKs.

[edit] Jews
Jews do not use guns - they manufacture them as a part of their evil plot to make the world a more violent place. The only exception is the Israeli CIA, also known as Mossad, also known as the only frightening Jews you will ever meet in person. They can fuck a Palestinian up 4srs.

[edit] Armenians
Stockpile guns of various applications in their vast underground burrows, in preparation for when the the Turks come back, or failing that, when the time comes to wage war on the government.

[edit] Whites
Use their guns for leisurely activities such as hunting quail, geese, faggots, dove, their wives, pheasant, deer, jiggaboos, and turkey. White people have a piece of paper that they call "the second amendment" which states that it is their duty to buy and own as many guns as possible. This can a source of drama and butthurt for many whites, who consider this piece of paper to be some very serious business.

[edit] Asians
Geeky chinks use guns as props in videos if they aren't zerg rushing their school. What facilitators of social change!

[edit] Mitchel Henderson
This is implicit.